Party Timeee

Ah college life. Full of studying, flirting, and partying. The first topic is boring, the second is awkward because I'm about 80% positive that my mother reads this, so I will go with lovely number three. What is college without a party?
I was lucky enough to start off college with a party on Friday and Saturday thanks to a friend with connections. There's nothing better than watching little freshies trying to be cool, asking for a shot, only to cough and sputter and say how much they just LOVE vodka. Silly kids, vodka is for the experienced.
I was also able to hear my roommates story on her first experience with booze. Flavored rum, Southern Comfort,flavored vodka, and scotch and (shocker) none were to her liking. What is it with college kids these days?? Does no one know how to break in an inexperienced drinker? Yeesh. You always start with light stuff like Mike's Lemonade or Smirnoff Ice, not whiskey and vodka. I gave Iris her first taste of alcohol ala Creme de Cocoa. Even with that sweet, syrupy tastiness, Iris sputtered and called it "gross".
But back to the parties. Friday night consisted of beer, a bottle of vodka, pong, and RockBand contained within a dorm, while Saturday's party took place at three neighboring apartments. In apartment one we had beer, beerpong, and was packed to bursting upon arrival. Apartment two was fairly empty, but filled quickly once three bottles and a handle showed up, along with a laptop full of the best jams LimeWire can find. Apartment three released a cloud of smoke every time the door opened, along with a glaze-eyed partier. Basic equation for a good time by college standards.
Sad to say the highlights of the night consisted of aiding a vomiting freshman that outdid herself, two guys that asked if I was with someone, and finding a totally sober ride home from a local sorority. Sad, I know. Let's just hope I do better in the (near) future. I was SO looking forward to telling you all about crazy, funny parties and stories of ridiculous drunks. All I experienced was super hot twin brothers who were interested in exactly no one (but whom all the girls stripped down with their eyes upon sighting) and a couple of drunk stoners.
So for now I bid you all adieu, and hope to come back next time with delightful drunken dramas.
-Sam